I live with a crazy person.

7:30 AM.  Jen's alarm goes off.
Brian: Can you turn the alarm off?
Jen: It's infinisimal.
Brian: What?
Jen: It's infinissiminall.
Brian: Infinissiminall?
Jen: <turns off alarm; goes back to sleep>

One day later.  10:30 AM.
Brian: I'm going downstairs to work on MindSay...
Jen: Make sure you tell the crazy people that you are playing with the pole.
Brian: ?????!!
Jen: <goes back to sleep; has no recollection of this conversation>