I live with a crazy person.
7:30 AM. Jen's alarm goes off.
Brian: Can you turn the alarm off?
Jen: It's infinisimal.
Jen: It's infinissiminall.
Jen: <turns off alarm; goes back to sleep>
One day later. 10:30 AM.
Brian: I'm going downstairs to work on MindSay...
Jen: Make sure you tell the crazy people that you are playing with the pole.
Jen: <goes back to sleep; has no recollection of this conversation>